Ever been tempted to give up dating altogether and just stick to SMS romance?

Mobile messaging is great for first contact, flirting and of course, party alerts. But then you get face to face with a master texter and their attentive digital flirting is replaced by fascinating (not) verbal insights into the general merits of Holden versus Ford, adjustments to the footie laws and how to get high scores on the latest PlayStation game.

But then if you try hard enough and wait long enough, one day all your stars slip into alignment and you find yourself on a real date, being intellectually stimulated by Brad Pitt's younger, and slightly cuter brother.

And what happens?

Warm eye to eye contact turns to hot embarrassed flushes as his attention moves upwards from the two pretty blue eyes he's been gazing wistfully into, to the third one throbbing away on your forehead. The spell is broken; your romantic evening is savagely assaulted and left bleeding in the gutter.

It's a fast and particularly painful death.

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